Mutant News

Back by popular demand, all the news that's misfit to print. Here you will the strange and bizarre news of the day, with the occasional well written informative article that every Mutant out there should read. We are strange like that, Enjoy!

May 2006

Canned oxygen to go on sale in Japanese Seven-Eleven

UK UFO study finds no sign of aliens

Cantankerous croc bites off more than it can chew

April 2006

Amazing Mutant Octopus Video

Phony doctor gives free breast exams

Yes she's a beauty, but Longoria has brains too

Future sex gizmos robots

Naive no more, actress Mol takes on pinup Page

Famous one-eyed kitten to go on display

Pair of black holes locked in death dance

Jesus may have walked on ice?

Sex Sting Nabs Homeland Security Official

March 2006

Wrath of God behind Israel bird flu?

Conviction in body enlargement scam

Dead man spends days unnoticed on highway

New animal resembling furry lobster found

Farmer feeds family friend's corpse to pigs

February 2006

Daily Show humor befuddles governor

Sex Pistols Flip Off Rock Hall

Japan's blondes vanish as women turn to dark side

Four charged in human-tissue theft ring

First Face transplant makes public appearance

January 2006

'Impaler' sinks his teeth into governor's race

Girls Sue School For Expelling Them Over Suspected Lesbianism

British Woman Marries Dolphin

December 2005

Throwing Snowballs Is Against The Law In Kansas

Weasel Butt Coffee

$100 laptop expected in late 2006

Disney Pitches Narnia to Christians

November 2005

Jerry Hall launches erectile dysfunction campaign

Farmer Protects Animals With Orange Paint

Upside down Christmas Tree

On The Effectiveness Of Aluminium Foil Helmets

Ship Blasted Pirates With Sonic Weapon

Study Says Mice Join Cast of Singing Mammals

October 2005

Man Finds 56-Pound Mushroom in Missouri

Catholic School Principal To Students: Thou Shalt Not Blog

Halloween anthem reworded, travels the web as Bush-bashing Climate Mash

Dizzying explosion of 'bird flu' events, coverage create confusion

Rumble in the swamp (Alligator Vs. Python)